Little known fact: Maybelline Vance went to Yale Lie School. First in his classless, MAGA cum laud.
21 February 2026 @ 3:57 am
You ask and you shall receive — white dude gets knocked out. Wonder who he voted for… https://substack.com/@out5p0ken/note/c-217238035
21 February 2026 @ 3:50 am
This sure brought out the anti-abortion Nazi wack jobs.
21 February 2026 @ 3:13 am
I've said this many times before, but it bears repeating:If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
21 February 2026 @ 1:42 am
We should pass a woman's Heartbeat law: if a woman has a heartbeat you can't tell her what to do with her goddamn body, ever.
20 February 2026 @ 11:35 pm
In the United Kingdom, billionaire pedophiles get arrested. In the United States they get tax breaks.
20 February 2026 @ 7:40 pm
Dear World,
We’re sorry Grandpa’s babysitters lost him again and he grabbed the people with the video cameras and threatened you.
He’s back with the sitters and we’re begging Congress to stop this madness.
With our deepest embarrassment and apology,
The United States of America
20 February 2026 @ 7:32 pm